there's not very much selection at all when it comes to plus-size
You've got that right!!!!

Every doggone jersey I see that's in a pattern or a color I love is tapered like an upside-down pyramid with tight elastic in the waist.

I really like the ones that have the name of a state and a picture of some snowcapped mountain or brightly colored field of flowers. Even if they come in XL, they're way too tight around that dang elastic in the bottom.

I understand the theory of tight cycling clothes, really I do, but come on!