New Biker, Was recently shunned!

[SouthernBelle]

Wish we could find out who it was, sneak over to her house, and spray paint her bike luminescent pink.

OK. Just ignore that bit of imaginary vandalism.

[elk]

Here's another nasty response I fantasized about:

"yeah, its pink: I ride in spport of women w/breast cancer...who do you ride for?"

[Zen]

You need some of these http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2007...sapproval.html

[Trek420]

You need some of these http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2007...sapproval.html

They're sold out....so you need this nifty chain guard

http://www.triathletesports.com/Bian...acacmi0023.htm

[KnottedYet]

No, not that chainguard.

The bikes are the innocent victims of those chickies' poor upbringing. All bikes are beautiful, all bikes deserve love. From the lowliest box-store beastie to the finest Vanilla Cycles work of art.

We need the chainguard that says "Your snobby attitude s*cks."

[Starfish]

I commend all you wise women for your excellent attitudes. Am I the only one here who would have lost her temper and, in the absence of a quick-thinking brain, shot out a succinct FU?

Sorry, not proud of it, and it isn't right, but it could happen.

[Trekhawk]

I commend all you wise women for your excellent attitudes. Am I the only one here who would have lost her temper and, in the absence of a quick-thinking brain, shot out a succinct FU?

Sorry, not proud of it, and it isn't right, but it could happen.

Snort!!!
Oh Starfish your honesty makes me laugh. I probably would have thought that too.

[Trek420]

We need the chainguard that says "Your snobby attitude s*cks."

Well, my chainguard says 'Lizardskins" but where is the chainguard that says "Don't laugh, I'm passing you"

Problem with that idea is the person you're passing does not see it so we need the one that says "That's MS on your left, to you"

[KnottedYet]

Well, my chainguard says 'Lizardskins" but where is the chainguard that says "Don't laugh, I'm passing you"

Problem with that idea is the person you're passing does not see it so we need the one that says "That's MS on your left, to you"

Dunno about your bikes, but mine have the drivetrain on the right. So as I'm passing someone my drivetrain (and therefore chainguard) is facing them.

So, "Don't laugh, I'm passing you" would work just fine.
'cept mine would have to say, "Don't laugh, I'm trying to pass you."