OMG, I just spent 20 minutes shaking with uncontrollable laughter here at my desk (you notice how it's always more funny when you shouldn't be laughing?) at "viscous dogs".


At my last company, they had a sewer issue (very, very low building and a very high water table). It was an engineering company where there were very few women. Apparently, once a month, the system backed up because I guess all of the women were on the same menstrual cycle. One day, a nicely printed sign (someone obviously paid for them) showed up on the inside of all the stall doors in the two women's bathrooms:

"Please dispose of all sanitary materials in ceptical. Do not flush."