Happy Birthday Kim!

Do you know the "alternative" birthday song (to the tune of the Volga Boatmen AKA funeral dirge)?

Happy Birthday, huh!
Happy Birthday, huh!
Now you've reached the age you are,
Your demise can not be far
Happy Birthday
but wait there's more...!

Doom, distruction and dispair
People dieing everywhere

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake

(shall I continue??? )