Three nudity related embarassing moments...

#1 Very embarassing:
I am house-sitting my parents' house, which is up for sale. There is a lock-box on the porch, but realtors are supposed to call before they show it. It was early afternoon on a Sunday and I hopped in the shower (which has clear glass doors) and left the bathroom door wide open as usual. I'm sure you can all guess what happened. Yup, a realtor brought a family of five to see the house while I was in the shower. Just as I heard voices and realized there were people in the house, a little toddler girl peeked in the door at me from down the hall. Holy Cow! I spun around, shut off the water, and yelled that I was home and in the shower!!!! The realtor yelled back that they would stay in the living room until I said it was ok. That poor toddler is probably scarred for life.

#2 Really extremely embarassing:
Got off work early and decided to go on a bike ride. I live in a rural area and don't typically worry about people being able to see in through the windows. I needed to change my clothes, so I stripped down completely naked in the front bedroom, which has huge windows and looks out on the front walkway. I guess I was bending over to get my feet out of my underwear or something, and when I stood up (now completely naked), there were a man and a woman, who I vaguely recognized as neighbors from up the street, coming up the front walk. They looked right in the window at me...I hit the deck and crawled out of the room into the hall to hide. They never did come knock on the door, which leads me to believe thhe did, in fact, see me standing there in all my horrifyingly white and flabby glory!!!

#3 Long term embarassing:
My old house was a fixer-upper. Renovations took forever because I couldn't afford to do everything at once. For the longest time, I used old fabric shower curtains as curtains in my bedroom. My neighbor's house was very close, and they had several windows that looked directly at my bedroom windows, including their kitchen window, which did not have curtains. Of course, things go on in a bedroom, like changing clothes, etc. (nothing steamy or anything, thank goodness ) - and at night, these things go on with the lights turned on. One night, I went out to the garage. I had left the lights on in the bedroom, and when I turned to go back to the house, I was in shock. Those shower curtains were completely see-through! OMG, my neighbors could see everything!!!! My only hope is that they were never looking. Yeah right.