I had just graduated from high school and me and my family moved to a new town for dad's job. Well, I was grocery shopping one day and one of the stockers saw me and started to flirt.

He stood on one side of the aisle while I was facing him on the opposite side. He had his back to the feminine products.

He asked several times if he could help me locate something and finally I told him, "Uh, could you hand me the Kotex". His face turned beet red, and then his expression changed to horror as he realized his zipper was down!