Barbie, sorry, I had to post this

[AutumnBreez]

The first time I seen this forwarded to me by a co-worker a few years ago, still makes me laugh to this day. Thanks for the reminder....I think....

Most sadly they are forgetting about the Cycling Series of Barbies. Here are a few I came up with.
Think of the accessories it could come with....

1. Saddle soar Barbie- could come with a small tube of Butt'r or small tin of Bagbalm.
2. Helmet hair Barbie- different assortment of headsweats/bandanas
3. Near Death Experience Barbie- comes with bandages with blood stains seeping through, and scars from other NDE.
4.Revenge Barbie- comes with paintball pistol and mounting for bike. Extra water bottles for throwing.

All of them with a funny tan line at the thigh, arms and wrists.
Cycling clothes and bike selections would be fun too.

Help me here ladies, I know we could help make up our own Cycling Barbies.... ideas?

[Trek420]

"I want to be Barbie, that b**** has everything"

Full custom Barbie; comes with her own Rivendell, Calfee, Seven Alta and Orbea.

Critical Mass Barbie; multiple exotic peircings, purple hair, Doc Martins, bike is covered with duct tape and "no war for oil", "one less car" stickers.

Bike Messenger Barbie; same as above with messenger bag, coffee cup holder on handlebar, brave little soldier crash kit.

Barbie and Ken bike combo; Santana Ti tandem, matching Team Estrogen and Team Testosterone jerseys.

[Barb]

I loved this! I actually have a sweatshirt that says "I want to be just like Barbie, that %$%^ has everything.

Gotta go...heading to store for skin sparkle spackle.

[AutumnBreez]

"I want to be Barbie, that b**** has everything"

Full custom Barbie; comes with her own Rivendell, Calfee, Seven Alta and Orbea.

Critical Mass Barbie; multiple exotic peircings, purple hair, Doc Martins, bike is covered with duct tape and "no war for oil", "one less car" stickers.

Bike Messenger Barbie; same as above with messenger bag, coffee cup holder on handlebar, brave little soldier crash kit.

Barbie and Ken bike combo; Santana Ti tandem, matching Team Estrogen and Team Testosterone jerseys.

Excellent!! I knew we could get some more going....love the Critical Mass Barbie one, that was frickin great, hilarious!!

We will have our own lil Barbie the Bike B#@^*% who has everything collection.

More please....

[spazzdog]

"Bent Barbie" - full custom recumbant

"Charity Barbie" - Barbie, a bike and little jerseys from the most popular charity rides

"Barbie Mom" - bike with baby trailer, flag... the works

"Time Trial Barbie" - full TT gear; aerobars, conehead helmet, TT bike


spazz

[MomOnBike]

Touring Barbie, two models. One comes with a Bike Friday NWT, the other with a custom Tour Easy recumbent.

Both have a camera, tent, sleeping bag, and a propane stove that really cooks. All in Pink, of course.

[Trek420]

spazzdog designed:

"Charity Barbie" - Barbie, a bike and little jerseys from the most popular charity rides."

don't forget that the jersey is signed by all of Barbie's sponsors and has a tiny rolled up stack of her pledge forms in the right jersey pocket.

Also comes with matching Ken and GI Joe in costume (grass hula skirt, coconut bras) as volunteer crew. Special limited edition pink SAG wagon with pink broom, pink roof rack and decals "hydrate or die".

[massbikebabe]

How 'bout...

Yakima Barbie with a tiny little roof rack to hold all of her bikes???

This post made me wet my pants, what a hoot!!!

and it just occurred to me...How about Taco Wheeled Barbie...yup did that this weekend. TWB would come with a beautiful 5200 Trek with a 650c front wheel that looks like a pretzel...maybe this could be an accessory for near death experience Barbie...

still laughing,
karen

[Trek420]

massbikebabe "How 'bout...Taco Wheeled Barbie..." which

can be combined with "LBS Barbie; tiny little wheel trueing stand, Pink Polo shirt with Park logo, pink cargo pants and apron with teeny tiny multi tools, wrenches, hex sets. Comes in a collector box that folds out to "Barbies Dream Bike Shop"

both can be combined with Talking Full Custom Barbie, press button and Barbie says "just looking, thanks"

[Crankin]

.How about Taco Wheeled Barbie...yup did that this weekend. TWB would come with a beautiful 5200 Trek with a 650c front wheel that looks like a pretzel...maybe this could be an accessory for near death experience Barbie...

still laughing,
karen

Karen, how did you do this? I am picturing my Trek 5200 like this. Ouch. Are you OK?

Robyn