...you are more embarrassed by the grease spot on your inner right calf that no one can see than the fact you're wearing your red sidi's because you forgot to bring "work" shoes...

...getting dressed four times in a day seems completely normal...

...getting a bath in a sink is just as easy as in a tub...

...you have a closet just for your biking clothes...

...you have two racks to store your bikes and you wish they made car racks cause you would rather park the bikes and store the car...

...you buy a coffee thermos based on its ability to fit in your bottle cage...