Engrish in your daily life - sandwiches mastered

[Fredwina]

especially if they work for Neighborhhodee legal services in El Monte, CA!

[Fredwina]

especially if they work for Neighborhhodee legal services in El Monte, CA!

They replaced the sign! with one that has the correct spelling! how dare they!

[TsPoet]

My favorite local new and used bookstore just added a new section, with a nice sign:

Used Children

[PinkBike]

poet, that is hilarious!

[OakLeaf]

On our last homeowners' insurance application, we had to certify that we owned no "viscous dogs."

They're all in doggie heaven now but at the time, one of them did drool pretty profusely.

We took our chances and the insurance company is none the wiser.

[GLC1968]

OMG, I just spent 20 minutes shaking with uncontrollable laughter here at my desk (you notice how it's always more funny when you shouldn't be laughing?) at "viscous dogs".


At my last company, they had a sewer issue (very, very low building and a very high water table). It was an engineering company where there were very few women. Apparently, once a month, the system backed up because I guess all of the women were on the same menstrual cycle. One day, a nicely printed sign (someone obviously paid for them) showed up on the inside of all the stall doors in the two women's bathrooms:

"Please dispose of all sanitary materials in ceptical. Do not flush."

[IFjane]

"Please dispose of all sanitary materials in ceptical. Do not flush."

I guess that's because the can in which you are supposed to dispose of all sanitary materials is being used for the first time.....compared to a ceptical that is being used again.....a.k.a. REceptical??

[mimitabby]

OMG, I just spent 20 minutes shaking with uncontrollable laughter here at my desk (you notice how it's always more funny when you shouldn't be laughing?) at "viscous dogs".


"Please dispose of all sanitary materials in ceptical. Do not flush."

were you guys skeptical about the ceptical??

[Eden]

OMG, I just spent 20 minutes shaking with uncontrollable laughter here at my desk (you notice how it's always more funny when you shouldn't be laughing?) at "viscous dogs".

Someone on another cycling forum wrote about be chased by "viscous dogs" once and I had the same reaction. I sat at my desk and laughed and laughed. Anyone who walked by probably thought I was having a breakdown. Normally I don't worry over other people's typos, its easy to make them, but it was sooooo funny I had to write back that they couldn't have been very fast as they oozed their way towards him......