potty break?

[Starfish]

Sorry, I'm sick today and should not be allowed to post.

LOL...post away!

I would LOVE to be able pee like a guy (or at least squat without making a huge mess!).

There is a whole huge thread somewhere, and a website somewhere, devoted to teaching women how to pee standing up. I practiced for awhile, but with mixed results. Never got good enough to trust that I could do it without hosing down my shorts and shoes out on a bike ride.

Some women have had better luck at learning than I have though. You might investigate!

[teigyr]

LOL...post away!



There is a whole huge thread somewhere, and a website somewhere, devoted to teaching women how to pee standing up. I practiced for awhile, but with mixed results. Never got good enough to trust that I could do it without hosing down my shorts and shoes out on a bike ride.

Some women have had better luck at learning than I have though. You might investigate!

Um....when I was young and foolish I did, in fact, use a urinal at a Respected Institute of Higher Learning. Alcohol played a factor along with the fact we did, in fact, write our name over said urinal to say we had gone there.

As I recall, it was difficult

[weathergal]

Wow, we hardly ever see porta potties around here. So it's either stopping at a rare convenience store, or squatting somewhere.

Once the stalks get tall enough, corn fields make excellent squatting cover. Just walk back several rows, go down one, and squat down below the tops of the plants. This doesn't work as well in wheat and soybean fields though.