Why men shouldn't wear red bike shorts.

[boy in a kilt]

When I was about twelve there was a guy in Central park wearing a black kilt. My mother and sister and I followed him around trying to see if he was wearing anything underneath it.

You get used to it.

Women's fascination with kilted mens undergarments (or lack thereof) is a bit of a mystery to us. I can't imagine walking up to a lady and saying "so what do you have under your dress?" Yet, I've had women I don't know walk up to me in all manner of places and ask that very question. And I've caught women trying to have a sneaky peek in bars, etc.

And that is a nice kilt. I like the sporran too.

[Mr. Bloom]

I like the Utilikilt answer...tell them you're wearing "FREEDOM"

(I just saw Braveheart earlier today with SilverSon )

[boy in a kilt]

Generally, I "fail" to hear the question.

But when forced by circumstance to answer I say "boots" or I just give them my best charming, s&*t-eating grin and walk off. Leave 'em guessing.

[sgtiger]

Generally, I "fail" to hear the question.

But when forced by circumstance to answer I say "boots" or I just give them my best charming, s&*t-eating grin and walk off. Leave 'em guessing.

And I don't suppose that you don't like the fact that they're trying to picture what you may (or may not) have under it.

Sheesh, I leave you to your own devices for the weekend and this is what you start.

[Starfish]

I can't imagine walking up to a lady and saying "so what do you have under your dress?" Yet, I've had women I don't know walk up to me in all manner of places and ask that very question. And I've caught women trying to have a sneaky peek in bars, etc.

Believe me (and of course, I know you realize this), you might not be able to imagine saying that to a woman, but lots of guys imagine and say lots worse. *sigh*

PS: A lot of the things you listed about liking kilts are the same reasons I very often prefer to wear a skirt, rather than pants!

[dex]

You guys are seriously torturing me with all of this kilt talk. Y'all are very much making me miss my utilikilt-wearin', bike-ridin' something-or-other. *sigh*