Why men shouldn't wear red bike shorts.

[boy in a kilt]

I think if my wife ever saw a photo of Viggo Mortensen in a kilt, I would be gone in a second.

[mimitabby]

Now that you've mentioned it; yes, that shot of those cute biker boys was photoshopped. I've seen guys in red shorts (and yellow and green) and they just DON'T look like that, sorry.
When I was about twelve there was a guy in Central park wearing a black kilt. My mother and sister and I followed him around trying to see if he was wearing anything underneath it.

[boy in a kilt]

When I was about twelve there was a guy in Central park wearing a black kilt. My mother and sister and I followed him around trying to see if he was wearing anything underneath it.

You get used to it.

Women's fascination with kilted mens undergarments (or lack thereof) is a bit of a mystery to us. I can't imagine walking up to a lady and saying "so what do you have under your dress?" Yet, I've had women I don't know walk up to me in all manner of places and ask that very question. And I've caught women trying to have a sneaky peek in bars, etc.

And that is a nice kilt. I like the sporran too.

[Mr. Bloom]

I like the Utilikilt answer...tell them you're wearing "FREEDOM"

(I just saw Braveheart earlier today with SilverSon )

[boy in a kilt]

Generally, I "fail" to hear the question.

But when forced by circumstance to answer I say "boots" or I just give them my best charming, s&*t-eating grin and walk off. Leave 'em guessing.

[sgtiger]

Generally, I "fail" to hear the question.

But when forced by circumstance to answer I say "boots" or I just give them my best charming, s&*t-eating grin and walk off. Leave 'em guessing.

And I don't suppose that you don't like the fact that they're trying to picture what you may (or may not) have under it.

Sheesh, I leave you to your own devices for the weekend and this is what you start.

[Starfish]

I can't imagine walking up to a lady and saying "so what do you have under your dress?" Yet, I've had women I don't know walk up to me in all manner of places and ask that very question. And I've caught women trying to have a sneaky peek in bars, etc.

Believe me (and of course, I know you realize this), you might not be able to imagine saying that to a woman, but lots of guys imagine and say lots worse. *sigh*

PS: A lot of the things you listed about liking kilts are the same reasons I very often prefer to wear a skirt, rather than pants!

[dex]

You guys are seriously torturing me with all of this kilt talk. Y'all are very much making me miss my utilikilt-wearin', bike-ridin' something-or-other. *sigh*

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Now that you've mentioned it; yes, that shot of those cute biker boys was photoshopped. I've seen guys in red shorts (and yellow and green) and they just DON'T look like that, sorry.

I thinbk it simply depends on the thickness of the shorts' material. I've tried on women's lycra shorts (black) that were VERY thin and revealing, whereas other shorts materials are thick and nicely cover up "too much information" issues.

[singletrackmind]

My thread has regenerated!

On a couple of other boards I find that when guys get all goofy over some chick pic or another the red shorts is an instant cold shower. I use it sparingly for maximum effectiveness.

Mmmmmm, guys in kilts. And yes, there is a curiosity for the wrapper underneath...or, even better, possible lack thereof....







c'mon wind!

[mimitabby]

On a couple of other boards I find that when guys get all goofy over some chick pic or another the red shorts is an instant cold shower. I use it sparingly for maximum effectiveness.

excellent! use it with gusto!

[sandra]

I see Randall once a year at an event that I attend. I have a picture somewhere of a girl crawling up to him on her hands and knees trying to get a look under his kilt.

[sandra]

[KnottedYet]

Speaking of kilts and Utilikilts, has anyone heard from Hypgnosis06? (Mr. SGTigerKilt, she was the TE'er who worked in the design department of Utilikilt.)

And I also think men in kilts look very manly! I'd rather see 'em in kilts than in cargo shorts. (but I lived in Scotland when I was a kid, so I'm biased.)

And LisaSH, your excellent link not only gave lots of kilt resources, it also explained the droopy drawers that have been in fashion for the last 10-15 years!

[GLC1968]

I think if my wife ever saw a photo of Viggo Mortensen in a kilt, I would be gone in a second.

This image just convinced me that I need to come up with a clever way of talking my DH into a kilt! *drool*