I've got distant relatives named Harry Butt and D!ckie Butt. No joke.
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Let's just say moving to New Orleans has been a cultural experience that I'm still grasping. There's a well know jeweler in town Mignon Faget (makes nice expensive stuff, owns several stores). Mignon is french for cute.
BUT names from the past...
Fluffy Montana S*****
and my favorite - Female (rhymes with tamale). The poor (literally) mother was so pleased with the name the hospital had given her baby girl. Female Garcia (not the true family name). Once the nurses caught on, they coaxed her to give the wee one a more proper name, like Maria.
Beth
I've got distant relatives named Harry Butt and D!ckie Butt. No joke.
my husband wanted to name our first daughter Lily Elu Tao Jenga.(i have talked him out of this)
on my dads side, i have aunts Dode(rhymes with toad) and zelda. and a cousins nico(rhymes with rico) and dason and darcy.
do not medel in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup
I have had several brothers who were named for animals in a food chain - I kid you not. I've had Jack Rabbit and Tom Cat. Every kid in this family is a link in a food chain.
Marcie
My family has some that are just awful:
Pansy Jean (my mom)
Pansy Loreen (my grandma)
Pansy Ellen (my great grandma)
The doctor that delivered me delivered my mother and asked if I would be Pansy IV, thankfully my mom said no.
There is also Buella Faye (she goes by Aunt Sister) and Clora Tulifah Loranee (guessing on the spelling).
My dad went to high shcool with a girl named Tinker (first name) Bell (last name).
The other day I had to call a guy for work that is seriously named General. I felt weird saying it as his first name.
Amanda
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2007 Cannondale Synapse Carbon Road | Selle Italia Lady Gel Flow | "Miranda"
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My colleague had a student a few semesters ago whose name was pronounced olive...unfortunately, it was spelled
ALIVE!![]()
Maybe they were just happy she made it?
He had another one this past semester named Ikea...perhaps her parents like to shop at Scandanavian home goods stores?
~Sarah~
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Very cool! But I don't think it was the world Championships. Those are held in Canada in a place called Harrison hot springs (neat place) I think what they saw was called Anoxy world champion sculptors sculpture. (what a mouth full). It was a demo but they look just like a contest. REALLY neat stuff!
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Chlamydia.
I kid you not.
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Heh - there's a well-known Norwegian geography professor called Just Gjessing ("yoost yessing").![]()
Other unfortunate Norwegian names are Randi and Odd.
Funny though, our reactions to all names are based on habit. There are lots of names that sound fine to me in Norwegian, but very "creative" if translated - in Norway you can call your son Wolf, Bear or Hawk and nobody bats an eyelid.
Old joke from Readers Digest: a small boy turned up for his first day of school with his name printed on a card around his neck - Fruit Stand. A little unusual, but this was back in the 70s when every other hippy child was called Moonbeam or Sunflower or Raindance. He was a bit shy, and didn't react much when talked to, but lots of kids are shy in the beginning.
Ready to take the school bus home the driver asked where he was going. Little Fruit Stand just looked at him and pointed at the card round his neck. The driver turned it over, and there on the other side, printed in neat letters, was the name "Anthony".
(Chlamydia - is just mean. Well, no, but an example of how a little ignorance is a terrible thing...)
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2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
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I had no clue what hemi was either...![]()
I can't believe some parents want to call thier kids Devil...![]()
Some people's parents![]()
C
Haha! The kids I've taught (and this is merely most memorable the tip of the iceberg)...
Princess and Empress (sisters)
Peace (noisiest kid in the class, of course)
Talon
McChesney
Angel (the opposite, of course)
Bienvenue (I thought that one was kinda neat though - definitely a neat kid when he had his act together - guess it just suited him somehow)
I've taught a few Hemis, but always Maori/part-Maori boys - it's the short form of Hemiora. Aroha is a maori girls' name, but I hope you wouldn't go calling a kid "Love" in English. Actually, there are a lot really pretty names that only sound odd because they are arabic/asian/whatever and we're not used to hearing them - Amira, Anisa, Priya, Sadia, Zaynah...
Drink coffee and do stupid things faster with more energy.