What's in a name?

[Zen]

My family has some that are just awful:

Pansy Jean (my mom)
Pansy Loreen (my grandma)
Pansy Ellen (my great grandma)

The doctor that delivered me delivered my mother and asked if I would be Pansy IV, thankfully my mom said no.

There is also Buella Faye (she goes by Aunt Sister) and Clora Tulifah Loranee (guessing on the spelling).

My dad went to high shcool with a girl named Tinker (first name) Bell (last name).

The other day I had to call a guy for work that is seriously named General. I felt weird saying it as his first name.

Awful they may be but that's old timey Texas (or the South)

Somebody has to have a kid and name him President.