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    Naming mishaps....

    my fave name combo is a woman I know named:

    Anita Blowe

    no joke. nice lady....interesting name...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bicyclulz View Post
    my fave name combo is a woman I know named:

    Anita Blowe

    no joke. nice lady....interesting name...?
    I have a friend who's (married) name is: Mary Grim

    Mary (Merry: )
    Grim ( )
    Very confused, the poor dear.
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    There is a women here named BigBeaver. That had to have been hard through High School!
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    funky names

    Let's just say moving to New Orleans has been a cultural experience that I'm still grasping. There's a well know jeweler in town Mignon Faget (makes nice expensive stuff, owns several stores). Mignon is french for cute.

    BUT names from the past...
    Fluffy Montana S*****
    and my favorite - Female (rhymes with tamale). The poor (literally) mother was so pleased with the name the hospital had given her baby girl. Female Garcia (not the true family name). Once the nurses caught on, they coaxed her to give the wee one a more proper name, like Maria.
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    I've got distant relatives named Harry Butt and D!ckie Butt. No joke.

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    My family has some that are just awful:

    Pansy Jean (my mom)
    Pansy Loreen (my grandma)
    Pansy Ellen (my great grandma)

    The doctor that delivered me delivered my mother and asked if I would be Pansy IV, thankfully my mom said no.

    There is also Buella Faye (she goes by Aunt Sister) and Clora Tulifah Loranee (guessing on the spelling).

    My dad went to high shcool with a girl named Tinker (first name) Bell (last name).

    The other day I had to call a guy for work that is seriously named General. I felt weird saying it as his first name.
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    My colleague had a student a few semesters ago whose name was pronounced olive...unfortunately, it was spelled

    ALIVE!

    Maybe they were just happy she made it?

    He had another one this past semester named Ikea...perhaps her parents like to shop at Scandanavian home goods stores?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama View Post
    My family has some that are just awful:

    Pansy Jean (my mom)
    Pansy Loreen (my grandma)
    Pansy Ellen (my great grandma)

    The doctor that delivered me delivered my mother and asked if I would be Pansy IV, thankfully my mom said no.

    There is also Buella Faye (she goes by Aunt Sister) and Clora Tulifah Loranee (guessing on the spelling).

    My dad went to high shcool with a girl named Tinker (first name) Bell (last name).

    The other day I had to call a guy for work that is seriously named General. I felt weird saying it as his first name.
    Awful they may be but that's old timey Texas (or the South)

    Somebody has to have a kid and name him President.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck on Wheels View Post
    I think Mignon is actually a fairly common girls' name in France. The cross-cultural problem again. I struggled with it when naming my own kids. Some names that I liked in Norwegian simply would not do for a kid who would also be crossing the Atlantic a lot -- like Roar (pronounced roo-ahr), or Just (pronounced yoost). My daughter wound up being named after my grandfather because his middle name is a girls' name in Norwegian. So we kinda held our breath when she signed up for a dorm in college in the States -- what gender roommate would they assign to her?
    Heh - there's a well-known Norwegian geography professor called Just Gjessing ("yoost yessing").

    Other unfortunate Norwegian names are Randi and Odd.

    Funny though, our reactions to all names are based on habit. There are lots of names that sound fine to me in Norwegian, but very "creative" if translated - in Norway you can call your son Wolf, Bear or Hawk and nobody bats an eyelid.

    Old joke from Readers Digest: a small boy turned up for his first day of school with his name printed on a card around his neck - Fruit Stand. A little unusual, but this was back in the 70s when every other hippy child was called Moonbeam or Sunflower or Raindance. He was a bit shy, and didn't react much when talked to, but lots of kids are shy in the beginning.

    Ready to take the school bus home the driver asked where he was going. Little Fruit Stand just looked at him and pointed at the card round his neck. The driver turned it over, and there on the other side, printed in neat letters, was the name "Anthony".

    (Chlamydia - is just mean. Well, no, but an example of how a little ignorance is a terrible thing...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lph View Post
    Heh - .

    - in Norway you can call your son Wolf, Bear or Hawk and nobody bats an eyelid.
    In (modern) Hebrew it is the same; my 3 are "little valley", "sapling" and "brook". You can call a boy "dawn" too.

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    Haha! The kids I've taught (and this is merely most memorable the tip of the iceberg)...

    Princess and Empress (sisters)
    Peace (noisiest kid in the class, of course)
    Talon
    McChesney
    Angel (the opposite, of course)
    Bienvenue (I thought that one was kinda neat though - definitely a neat kid when he had his act together - guess it just suited him somehow)

    I've taught a few Hemis, but always Maori/part-Maori boys - it's the short form of Hemiora. Aroha is a maori girls' name, but I hope you wouldn't go calling a kid "Love" in English. Actually, there are a lot really pretty names that only sound odd because they are arabic/asian/whatever and we're not used to hearing them - Amira, Anisa, Priya, Sadia, Zaynah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lph View Post
    Heh - there's a well-known Norwegian geography professor called Just Gjessing ("yoost yessing").

    Other unfortunate Norwegian names are Randi and Odd.

    Funny though, our reactions to all names are based on habit. There are lots of names that sound fine to me in Norwegian, but very "creative" if translated - in Norway you can call your son Wolf, Bear or Hawk and nobody bats an eyelid.

    Old joke from Readers Digest: a small boy turned up for his first day of school with his name printed on a card around his neck - Fruit Stand. A little unusual, but this was back in the 70s when every other hippy child was called Moonbeam or Sunflower or Raindance. He was a bit shy, and didn't react much when talked to, but lots of kids are shy in the beginning.

    Ready to take the school bus home the driver asked where he was going. Little Fruit Stand just looked at him and pointed at the card round his neck. The driver turned it over, and there on the other side, printed in neat letters, was the name "Anthony".

    (Chlamydia - is just mean. Well, no, but an example of how a little ignorance is a terrible thing...)
    Oh my! Poor little fruit stand. And I wonder how many of that professor's foreign students pronounce his name "just guessing". We also have some job titles at the uni that don't travel well, such as what we call our TA's: student assistant, stud. ***. for short. I wonder if that title's gonna make it through the autocensor [ha ha! nope, it didn't. quod erat demonstrandum]. And as for literal names -- yep. There's Odd (means spearpoint); there's Kjetil (means helmet); there're all the powerful animal names for boys like Ulv (wolf) Rein (reindeer) Elg (moose) Bjørn (bear -- my son's name) Hauk (hawk) Are (eagle) Jo (horse) Orm (snake) and other nature names for girls like Dagny (dawn) Silje (willow) Siv (rushes) Liv (life) Binna (she-bear). Not to mention nicknames. If you go back to the sagas, all the main figures had nicknames to differentiate one Ulv or Bjørn from another. Erling Lopsided (he'd survived having one side of his neck slashed with a sword), Magnus Barefoot (a child king), Olav Fat (later known as Olav the Holy, but before being sainted he was just a fat brute). Still, I can't understand people intentionally doing that sort of thing to an innocent child. Is it just an urban myth, or was there really a senator from Texas named Hogg who named his two daughters Ima and Ura?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck on Wheels View Post
    Is it just an urban myth, or was there really a senator from Texas named Hogg who named his two daughters Ima and Ura?
    Growing up, the neighboring town was West Columbia, which has the Varner Hogg plantation house and he only had IMA, Ura is made up.

    Ima was actually really pretty, which makes the name all the more unfortunate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck on Wheels View Post
    Hemi D? Am I missing something? Closest I get to a meaning here is 250. Brandi, on the other hand, is a name I've come across before. Not often, but it's not strange to me either.
    BTW, Brandi, our neighbours just got home from a vacation in Denmark. One thing they saw was the Sand Sculpture World Championships. They were very impressed!
    Very cool! But I don't think it was the world Championships. Those are held in Canada in a place called Harrison hot springs (neat place) I think what they saw was called Anoxy world champion sculptors sculpture. (what a mouth full). It was a demo but they look just like a contest. REALLY neat stuff!
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    Chlamydia.

    I kid you not.
    "If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson

 

 

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