Menopause Jewelry

[ClockworkOrange]

My husband, unhappy with my mood swings during menopause, bought me a Mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his f___ing forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Just ridden home by bike, the long way round, 10 miles (a lot for me), especially after work. Got home, made his sarnies for tomorrow, cooked a nice meal, loaded up dishwasher, now sat here knackered.

THEN................I read your thread, it's the funniest thing I have read in ages, a real gem...........


Sally

[Zen]

eh. diamonds are overrated. how about a nice emerald,ruby, sapphire, opal or topaz instead

[makbike]

Thanks for the laugh I needed a good one today!

[Trek420]

eh. diamonds are overrated. how about a nice emerald,ruby, sapphire, opal or topaz instead

or get her a nice "ti anniversary bike"

[Zen]

or get her a nice "ti anniversary bike"

I love that image.
And hate diamond commmercials that show a woman looking adoringly at a man who gave her a diamond. Yeah. Then he left his wet towels and nasty underwear lying on the bathroom floor

[mimitabby]

I hate the diamond thing too. There are so many pretty things, why get a clear crystal mined in south africa by mistreated men. UGH
you could get zirconium for 1/10th of the price, made by mad scientists instead.

Support your local scientist!

[Tri Girl]

Hilarious!!! Thanks for posting.

Oh- and on a side note- I, too, hate those diamond commercials. Like the only way to show love is with a diamond. And if I want one, I'm gonna buy the dammed thing myself- why do we have to wait for "the man" to get us one??. Not that I want any other one than the one small stone sitting on my wedding band- I'd much rather have that ti bike or one of those new fancy washing machines, or a new roof...

[Grog]

And if I want one, I'm gonna buy the dammed thing myself- why do we have to wait for "the man" to get us one??.

There's actually been a marketing campaign aimed at women, encouraging them to get one for their right hand as a sign of independence or something: http://www.adiamondisforever.com/hot/ if you really want to be depressed...