TdF and the call of nature

[Eden]

I have heard via local cyclists that have ridden overseas in semi-pro /pro teams that in the event of #2 a cap (you know, baseball cap) may be shoved down the back of the pants, the deed done and scooped out of the shorts and tossed! *Rave shudders* I'd hate to be the one to find THAT souvenier!

eeeewwwww! I've also heard that you might want to be careful about any cast off water bottles that appear to be full........
guys I've heard can perfect ways of threading anatomy down shorts legs or over waist bands so that they can go on the fly (look for one rider holding another one up at the back of the peleton and often this is what they are doing) I also know a racer around here who is a bit handy with a sewing machine and sewed a fly into a pair of this shorts. He took some ribbing from the other guys for having a "mangina", but he can beat them so their teasing can't get to far.

[Tri Girl]

"mangina"

Never heard that phrase before... hilarious!
Just as funny as the guy (a friend of ours) at the LBS who gave DH crap because he got a seat with a cut-out. Called the seat his "cl*t slit seat."
I took offense to that, but both of our "areas" love the cut-out, thank you very much...