You slowed down just to flip the bird???

[onimity]

Knotted, that is *so* wonderful. I need to get some of those... The best I've seen say 'the bigger the SUV the smaller the man.'

Amanda, perhaps this motorist was trying to count the bikes and only got to one? In any case, I like your response.

Anne

[doc]

I saw a HUUUUUGE truck down-town, and someone had stuck a little bumpersticker under the truck on the suspension or the frame or something where the owner standing behind the truck wouldn't see it, but someone farther back or lower down would.

It said "Big Truck, Little D*ck."

I imagined some radical pedestrian or cyclist armed with a pocketful of those stickers, wreaking havoc in a shopping mall parking lot....

That is FABULOUS!

Seroiusly, where can we get the stickers???

[Mr. Bloom]

I sometimes blow kisses instead of smiling. A big, flamboyant, two-handed Carol Channing kiss.

mmmmwah!

Karen

Well, that doesn't work for me...and the finger WILL get me in trouble. I'll also admit having taken Queen's approach once...

So help me out...what options do I have?

[Aggie_Ama]

Mr Silver- Smile and wave! It is respectful and makes you the bigger person.

I actually have noticed people give my DH a shocked look when he does it. It kind of puts them in their place.