Hey! Whoa! Bubba told me he'd be able to quote Shakespeare on demand if he quit watching TV...is he doing a test run with Poe?

Even though we've been TV-less for going on 13 years, I still can't quote jack-diddley. (OK, we do have a TV and DVD player, but no reception and we've had the same 3 Netflix movies for about 2 months now...)