I think Mr. Silver should get a utilikilt. When you've got nice biker legs, why not show them off!
One of the TE'ers (Hipgnosis6) worked at Utilikilt.
+1
Kilts are a perfect frame for cyclists' legs. DH owns three!
I've even seen a few cyclist 'round here in kilts. One on a tall bike. But not to worry, he had shorts on underneath. Well, yeah, I looked(I ain't dead yet).