When I first started riding, I did a time trial. I was passed by a lot of people and then, up ahead, in the distance ... lo and behold ... I saw a rider. And I realized I was closing the gap. I mustered up all my strength and finally, huffing and puffing, passed him!!!!

Unfortunately, he had gotten a flat and was WALKING.

I came in second to last out of like 80 riders. I finished ahead of the walker - but not by much