Eww- Bug in the Eye!!

[Mr. Bloom]

Well all this is nothing compared to the grossest story of them ALL:
It happened one lovely day last summer while on my bike.......

LALALALALALALALA - I'm not reading! I'm not reading! - LALALALALALALALA Can't, just can't be any grosser!

Sorry for the highjack!

[Geonz]

I had something hit me in the eyelid and I thought, "good, it didn't get my eye!" but it stayed irritated for ... days... weeks... and I realized that it was itching exactly like athlete's foot. Got some stuff to "kill fungus in sensitive places" ... much better! ... except it came back in a week. Took weeks of daily "eye make-up" (and I"m not a make-up wearer) before it finally stayed gone.

Not as bad as wormy birds, but when my brother was on his honeymoon he called and asked me to stop by his house (same town) and take out his garbage... I sawa this gross clump of noodles or rice or something... oops, except when I touched the bag they started moving around. Blleeccch!!! I jumped as far as the ceiling... He still owes me for those maggots

[silver]

Geonz, I'd say he definately owes you big time!!!!!!

You know what I hate? When a live gnat lands on my uvula and dances around causing coughing and gagging for miles.

Aggie, have you recovered?

[Aggie_Ama]

You remember that?

Well you had a way of describing it that made an impact.

Geonz, I'd say he definately owes you big time!!!!!!

You know what I hate? When a live gnat lands on my uvula and dances around causing coughing and gagging for miles.

Aggie, have you recovered?

Oh I hate the coughing. You know it isn't coming back up so it just still makes you hack.

My eyes are much better, thanks.

[Mr. Bloom]

Oh I hate the coughing.

Around here, the coughing is not the problem...it's the spitting...particularly when it's me behind Silver while she's trying to spit that sucker out!

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Well you had a way of describing it that made an impact.

Ah yes, now I remember....It was a lovely day, last October, when.......
http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showt...hlight=Froggie

(Mr. Silver, cover eyes now and go LALALALALA......)

[Mr. Bloom]

Ah yes, now I remember....It was a lovely day, last October, when.......
http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showt...hlight=Froggie

(Mr. Silver, cover eyes now and go LALALALALA......)

OK, I read it!

The current story is by far the grossest! LALALALALA!

[Kano]

I don't share a lot of the TE stuff with DH. Well, sort of. Biking tips I share, and he does or doesn't listen.

I shared the raccoon story, Lisa, and you got one heckuva grin out of him! I"m pretty sure if it happened to him, there would be puke involved, but he loved the tale!

Karen in Boise