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    I think the part of the bugs that grossed me out was to find them still resting against my tear ducts!! And yes it was a pretty bad pain.

    Lisa- Your story takes the awards though. This is the second time you have manage a thoroughly gross wildlife story, I still remember the dead frog when you were cleaning your bike. And then the vivid detail of your description, ick!

    Python- Ick!! ICK!! ICK!!

    I started one gross thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama View Post
    I think the part of the bugs that grossed me out was to find them still resting against my tear ducts!!
    They were just taking a little mineral spa bath!

    Lisa- Your story takes the awards though. This is the second time you have manage a thoroughly gross wildlife story, I still remember the dead frog when you were cleaning your bike.
    You remember that?

    Well all this is nothing compared to the grossest story of them ALL:
    It happened one lovely day last summer while on my bike.......
    With fingers in his ears, Mr. Silver says: "LALALALALALALALALALLA - I'm not listening LALALALALALALALALA - YOU WIN! - YOU WIN the Gross Award! - PLEASE PLEASE DON"T SAY IT AGAIN! LALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALA I'm not listening"
    Oh, sorry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa S.H. View Post

    Well all this is nothing compared to the grossest story of them ALL:
    It happened one lovely day last summer while on my bike.......
    LALALALALALALALA - I'm not reading! I'm not reading! - LALALALALALALALA Can't, just can't be any grosser!

    Sorry for the highjack!
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    I had something hit me in the eyelid and I thought, "good, it didn't get my eye!" but it stayed irritated for ... days... weeks... and I realized that it was itching exactly like athlete's foot. Got some stuff to "kill fungus in sensitive places" ... much better! ... except it came back in a week. Took weeks of daily "eye make-up" (and I"m not a make-up wearer) before it finally stayed gone.

    Not as bad as wormy birds, but when my brother was on his honeymoon he called and asked me to stop by his house (same town) and take out his garbage... I sawa this gross clump of noodles or rice or something... oops, except when I touched the bag they started moving around. Blleeccch!!! I jumped as far as the ceiling... He still owes me for those maggots

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    Geonz, I'd say he definately owes you big time!!!!!!

    You know what I hate? When a live gnat lands on my uvula and dances around causing coughing and gagging for miles.

    Aggie, have you recovered?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa S.H. View Post
    You remember that?
    Well you had a way of describing it that made an impact.

    Quote Originally Posted by silver View Post
    Geonz, I'd say he definately owes you big time!!!!!!

    You know what I hate? When a live gnat lands on my uvula and dances around causing coughing and gagging for miles.

    Aggie, have you recovered?
    Oh I hate the coughing. You know it isn't coming back up so it just still makes you hack.

    My eyes are much better, thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama View Post
    Oh I hate the coughing.
    Around here, the coughing is not the problem...it's the spitting...particularly when it's me behind Silver while she's trying to spit that sucker out!
    If you don't grow where you're planted, you'll never BLOOM - Will Rogers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama View Post
    Well you had a way of describing it that made an impact.
    Ah yes, now I remember....It was a lovely day, last October, when.......
    http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showt...hlight=Froggie

    (Mr. Silver, cover eyes now and go LALALALALA......)
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