Thanks for that giggle.

Originally Posted by
KnottedYet
It takes me a while to get where I'm going. And generally it takes me a while to get back home. But some times it takes me a bit instead.
So my average is probably "a while".
"My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks