You get TWO free Shiner Bocks AND dinner AND a massage AND the concert!!!


No on the Lance. But I rode with a woman the other day with a Lance story. She was riding up a particularly steep road here when along comes a guy from behind and starts pushing her up the hill, in a helpful sort of way, of course. He comes around and she discovers, *gasp* *catch breath* IT'S HIM! He was hanging out at the top when she got there. She thanked him for the boost. He said "You were doing fine, you didn't need it." She was too flabbergasted to say much else.