Engrish in your daily life - sandwiches mastered

[Zen]

I just bought a LAS helmet(Italian), ...
One can never when needing a Headgear. The headgear should therefore be worn correctly every time one practice a sport

Are you sure that's Italian?
That sounds suspiciously Chinese to me.

[madscot13]

My old roommate just got her namebadge for her medical receptionist job. Instead of Registrar it reads Registar. Well she is one of course. However, she just got the job and her training supervisor was upset. She thought that her namebadge should be RegisDiva because she has been there for countless years. Needless to say that is not happening and my friend's badge will be corrected to the chagrin of everyone outside of corporate medicine

[Fredwina]

Are you sure that's Italian?
That sounds suspiciously Chinese to me.

well, I did forget a word. stiil... maybe they outsourced the translation.

[Flybye]

This is in an ad on our Beloved TE site:

Descente Bliss Top
.......hem tailored specifically for women with no elastic.

(which I think I must have, because of course, I have no elastic)

[rapid cycler]

Omigod, a whole thread about grammar and its wayward cousin grammer! Way to touch this copy editor's heart.

From a description of a bike recently posted for sale on eBay:

"My wife rode it once and has been in the shed ever since."

Wow, dude, what'd she do to deserve that, outpace you?

[rapid cycler]

And then there are the dreaded ground beef panties:

[teigyr]

hahahahahahaha
omg beautiful

[csr1210]

I used to drive by this sign every day...

The best deserts IS a natural one (on a place that sold fruit cups)

After the first couple of times I saw this, I just had to avert my eyes...

[Zen]

And then there are the dreaded ground beef panties:

Priceless.
I had to send that one out to friends

[Fredwina]

especially if they work for Neighborhhodee legal services in El Monte, CA!