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  1. #1
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    Jul 2006
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    For my laptops a pacifier peripheral functioned as a mute switch allowing nap.exe to autostart.

    Please realize that Daycare1.0 increases the likelihood of virus infection for all other machines on the home network.
    I'd rather be swimming...biking...running...and eating cheesecake...
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    2008 Cervelo P2C Tri bike
    2011 Trek Madone 5.5/Cobb V-Flow Max
    2007 Jamis Coda/Terry Liberator
    2011 Trek Mamba 29er

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Michigan
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    I love MACs. I tried windows Husband 1.0 which kept crashing because of the GF1.0 program overriding the Husband 1.0 program and trying to run. Once I got a new hard drive and installed GF 1.0 permanently my Mac really purrred. The only problem now GF1.0 has some bad virus I didn't know about and think I need to look for some new software - GF2.0. Once I went to a Mac I will never go back to windows.
    2011 Specialized Secteur Elite Comp
    2006 Trek 7100

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
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    I am still running the Husband program, but have upgraded the original 1.0 model with new RAM (installed painfully, with the shoveitup.exe Run application), so he now runs more like Husband 2.0. (I eyed up the new models, but decided, since I had learned to work well with Husband 1.0 over a ten year period, an upgrade would suffice).

    Upgrade installation was very tricky and required several reboots, but so far Husband 2.0 runs dishes.exe., childcare.exe, and youhavealife.2.exe., which were all missing from the original program. Jewelery application is running surprisingly well, and listening.exe, never very strong in Husband 1.0, has been an especially useful app.

    Hotfood.3.0 now runs well on Husband 2.0, but only with the vegetarian default, which is non-barbeque . It does include an enhanced applet called soupmaking.exe though. As we know, Hotfood3.0 was only previously available for the Mac models (GF 2.0, Wife 1.0., 1.1., 1.2., 2.0., 2.1 and 2.2) which tend to be ahead of their PC counterparts.

    We have three little Laptops, 2 PC and one Mac (middle laptop) which needs more re-booting than both the PCs together and is especially hard to shut down as well. All three spontaneously create new programs, get infected by viruses, and require regular maintenance. Lingerie 7.7 has not been run in years, although Hotfood.3.0 is frequently run. Nanny 2.1 is an absolute must, as long as you manually delete ibarf, icry and ileave programs.

    Great thread!

    Chakra

  4. #4
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    Jan 2007
    Location
    Jersey
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    lol, you guys are too much. this thread is the only one i actually enjoy reading.

    I, too, will never go back to a PC after having gotten a Mac.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
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    Amen sista! heh. Good thing the current Mac doesn't want an overhaul... I guess that would mean I'd have to load in Buttlift 2.0, Totalfacelift 3.2 and Liposuction 2.8... I hear those are very expensive and once they are loaded, it tends to look for another Mac that is more asthetically pleasing as well. I'm so glad that the my Mac has Roadbikelove 3.4 and Mtblove 2.5 and is wonderful the way she is. As usual, the Mac proves completely compatible.

    On an unrelated note, I have to actually take the Mac (computer) in for repair today. I am of course, writting this on my PC. Whooda thunk?
    Oh, that's gonna bruise...
    Only the suppressed word is dangerous. ~Ludwig Börne

  6. #6
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    Apr 2007
    Location
    Michigan
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    How do you get a Mac to accept a program like roadbikeluv 1.0 or mtnbikeluv 1.0? Does Mac need an overhaul if no programs will download or run? Is it a virus if Mac only wants to run sitathome 1.0?
    2011 Specialized Secteur Elite Comp
    2006 Trek 7100

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Far from home
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    Having gotten rid of an old PC with way too many bugs and troublesome programs installed by it's builder (mamasboy 1.0), I am currently existing w/o either platform. Yup, it's just me and my handheld device for now.
    The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart. ~Iris Murdoch, The Red and the Green

 

 

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