Just had to add one more, not on the original list.....

DH gave me a gift certificate for a massage today because I finished my metric century ride - first ever - what a great DH!!
The massage was glorious, BUT...
You know you are a bike freak when, instead of tipping, you realize that if you saved the five bucks, you might be able to buy something small at the bike shop instead Won't snitch on whether or not I tipped. Wait, I think I did just snitch.