cleaning his 'chain'

[Melalvai]

I'm a recent bicycle convert. I call myself a born-again bicyclist because I've gone all fanatical about it. It drives my family crazy, but my husband finally figured he'd better join me at least physically. Our first long-ish ride his chain slipped, he lost his balance and wiped out. I felt responsible because I'd meant to clean & lube his bike sooner.

On the way home he says "I want you to do me a favor tonight."
"What's that?" I ask.
"Clean my chain."
"But...you have to work. You won't be home."
He looks at me. Finally he says, "My BIKE chain, you pervert."

In my defense, he is always making innuendos, it was perfectly reasonable for me to think he meant something else.

Then I did clean up our bikes, and the entire time I was giggling...
"I'm cleaning my own chain...hur hur...I'm cleaning his chain now...hur hur..."

[Wahine]

That's very funny. Thanks for sharing the story.

Whenever I go out for a long ride my husband says things like "4 hours of foreplay, are you ready yet?" He says I'm always hot to trot aft..... well never mind, that's a little TMI.

[missymaya]

That's pretty funny! Yeah, the perv doesn't come out 'til my BF and I have to lube up parts like a stem for my commuter. Yeah, perv inneundos just started slipping out of our mouths and I couldn't stop laughing 'cause they were just that cheesy