painful hoo-ha needs help

[RolliePollie]

Awww, come on.
Step right up and buy the biggest bottle they have!
Ask the pharmacist if they sell it by the case!
Let 'em think you have a very active life

OMG, could you do this for me? I could never do that! But imagining it is absolutely HILARIOUS!

I was already wondering if they have big jugs of this stuff at CostCo or Sam's Club. Of course, you'd probably get some funny looks in the check-out line with your gallon jug of "personal lubricant"!!!

[RolliePollie]

Just a quick follow-up....

Astroglide ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Just got back from a 23 mile ride and all's well in the nether regions.

[suzieqtwa]

Thanks for the laugh.............things I thought only I did ,others do also. I use Vasingel,and estrogen creme ...My Brooks B17 seems to be OK. Knotted ,(I know you said not to worry about not indenting) it ,but over "500" miles on it??? I think I may need to move it up just a bit so my butt is on the wider part.

[SouthernBelle]

I'm gonna get some Astroglide. To use on my bike. Yeah, that's right. That's really why I'm buying it.

[Kano]

So, it can't really be a hijack, since we're talking about the "what will people think" aspect of this problem, which means I can tell this one here...

Chatting with my 23 yo daughter this morning (during lunch, actually) and talking about how DH was grumbling during our ride this morning, cuz I wasn't riding fast enough to suit him. Then we talked about the REASONs I was riding too slowly for DH. Told her I was really sore this morning, and she got all "I don't want to know about that" -- no, honey, from riding my bike, not THAT!

KIDS!

Karen in Boise