Dear So and So

[divingbiker]

Dear TE ladies:

Thank you for being so civilized. There's a new "Dear So and So" thread over at Bikeforums.net, and it quickly degenerated into sophomoric sex-related posts. I'm so glad that we're not like that.

Janice

[Kitsune06]

Dear Bikeforums Dear So and So thread:
Finally! A place where I could let my inner 13 year old out to play!
...and yet...
the realization that I should have to go somewhere special to be a crass dork feels too similar to kindly getting up and leaving the room to pass gas.

*sigh* Again I am encouraged by my inner adult to confine my inner 13 year old to her room until she can play nice with others.
~Kit

[missymaya]

Dear Kitsuneo6:
~ I'm a banana

[lauraelmore1033]

Dear kind ladies near the end of the line at the post office,
thank you for defending me when the harpie behind me accused me of cutting in line when I returned to the counter (as I had been told to do) with my customs slip. I hadn't cut in line and her five minute harrangue about how, "if we were in Mexico, you'd be shot!" was really quite upsetting. Being heckled by others in line saying, "I've got the gun! I've got my knife, etc..." was also very upsetting. But then, I'm such a delicate flower ... Thanks for shutting them all up with your cheery, "have a nice day! " as I slunk away in shame, even though I hadn't done anything wrong.

[Zen]

Jeeze, I thought I lived in a redneck mecca.
I wonder where this woman got her knowledge of the Mexican Post Office?

[Pax]

Dear co-workers,

Just a little heads-up, as the new person at work I find it decidedly UN-helpful when your way of welcoming to the new job is to give me all the details of who you hate here, why you hate them, and why working here sucks so bad. I'm new, let me enjoy it for a while.

Secondly, for those of you who continuously complain about how hard it is to work 37.5 hours a week for good pay, great benefits, AND in a protected civil service job...I suggest you try a job where you work horrible hours, have to clean up poop/pee/blood/barf, low pay, rotten benefits, and no raise for four years.

Sincerely,

The new gal

[silver]

Dear Germs,

You must be strong and healthy germs and i see that you all have found my body to be a good host for your party. I apologize that my immune system is giving you such a difficult time. however this playful roughhousing that you are doing in my head and abdomen and muscles is keeping me from making my May riding goals.

Do you think that you could possibly move your party elsewhere? My immune cells are tired

silver