Oooh. That looks really sore Poor you That's a really nasty hole in your knee - and you've a lot of bruising to come out too

Look after that grazing as it can turn septic very quickly. I had a graze a bit like that years ago - and I had to get antibiotic gauze put on it.

How did it happen? (hope having a chuckle's not too painful for your face)...I fell off my platform shoes

Has the driver of the van been charged by the police? I hope he has. He's obviously a menace on the roads