I'd say wear the wildest and most clashing jersey you can find. People will wonder if you're color-blind, avant-garde, or been blessed with a Very Poor Fashion Sense (FPFS). At any rate, you'd get noticed!!!

I have shorts with a pattern on them and honestly have no idea of what to wear on top because I KNOW it'd look like FPFS. I am actively looking for a black jersey, of all things!!