Quote Originally Posted by IFjane View Post
Strange thing happened this morning at my house. In my front yard was a dead chicken. Really. Complete with feathers & very fresh looking meat. Minus the head and some of the feathers. (The neighbors across the road have chickens.) My SO got the pitch fork & disposed of it. Perhaps instead, we should have just tossed it in on the kitchen floor for the cats. Can't be any worse, right?
send ME that chicken!

Yes, Eden, that's part of what's worrying me too.