I too was distraught when my new road bike came home filthy! I just happened to be at the LBS the day after she came home because she needed a little "tweeking." She stayed with him overnight. I don't know what he did to her but she sure looked purdy, and shiny, and happy... when I picked her up. The little harlot...
Maybe HE took HER for a ride????
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence." ~Benjamin Franklin