The calories don't count when . . . . .

[SadieKate]

They don't count:
If, in the instance of cake, pie, etc., you don't cut a whole piece, you just come back for multiple small bites.

They don't count if you're just evening in up! "Oh, look, somebody cut that last piece crooked!"

[pedalfaster]

They don't count:

If they are liquid (wine!)
If you're having your period.
If, in the instance of cake, pie, etc., you don't cut a whole piece, you just come back for multiple small bites.

I think I just found my twin....

[massbikebabe]

If your kids don't finish something...why throw it out when other people are starving...

karen
another victim of Catholic school

[SadieKate]

Isn't the cocoa bean a vegetable?

[mommelisa]

Calories don't count if you eat standing up! Everyone know that.

lol! my mother used to say the food would go to your big toe if you ate standing up... bigger shoes or bigger pants size, i'll take the bigger shoes!

[shewhobikes]

I think I just found my twin....

Were we separated at birth? Where in the midwest do you live?

[DirtDiva]

tlkiwi: Does caffeine free Diet Coke cancel out more calories than regular Diet Coke?

Hmmm. I'm not sure. I don't believe in going without caffeine, so I have accumulated no experimental evidence on this one.

By the way, leftover stuff like the last of the cookie dough you scrape out of the bowl is also sans calories.

[pedalfaster]

Were we separated at birth? Where in the midwest do you live?

Hehe...actually I was born and raised in San Diego

[SadieKate]

Melody's tire post made me rememeber this:

Calories don't count when you have to eat all the vanilla wafers so you can cut up the mylar bag into pieces you can store in your tool bag for tire repair.

[nuthatch]

Melody's tire post made me rememeber this:

Calories don't count when you have to eat all the vanilla wafers so you can cut up the mylar bag into pieces you can store in your tool bag for tire repair.

This is the best yet! Anything for the benefit of the BIKE!!

[Melody]

Melody's tire post made me rememeber this:

See I am useful! I have to point that out to my husband from time to time.

Here's mine. Calories don't count when you're tasting while cooking. Have to get it just right.

"Need more butter in this ..."

Mel

[Pedal Wench]

Isn't the cocoa bean a vegetable?

And, chocolate is brown. Mushrooms are brown. Mushrooms are a vegetable with very few calories. Obviously, then, chocolate is a vegetable with very few calories!

For me, the calories don't count... the day before a long ride (carbo-loading) the day of the long ride (glycogen replenishing), or the day after (recovery!)

[LBTC]

For me, the calories don't count... the day before a long ride (carbo-loading) the day of the long ride (glycogen replenishing), or the day after (recovery!)

...and since you ride every other day....

Namaste,
~T~

[SadieKate]

I'm resurrecting this thread because I found a new excuse for Peppermint Mochas and a Blackbottom cupcake for breakfast: being put on a soft foods diet after having a temporary crown re-glued.

Oh, darn. What's for dinner? Marbleslab or Cold Stone? Ooh, how about pumpkin pie? If the dog gets the crust, the pie is probably negative calories.

[cindysue]

who needs an excuse? I rationalize everything! Especially when it comes to sushi, indian food, and ice cream........