Dear So and So

[Kitsune06]

.... (out of order, because I'm a bleedin' sod who can't keep things straight... )

Snapdragen:
And Saint Armstrong raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And Lance did grin, and the people did feast upon the Clifbloks and sportbeans and lunabars and gatorade and protein and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Chickwhorips:
Skip a bit, Sister.
Snapdragen:
And Lance spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Velo towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Xrayted:
Amen.
Everyone:
Amen.
Kitsune06:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
Xrayted:
Three, hon!
Kitsune06:
Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]