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    My elf ranger was great, but you know how weird little things happen to come up? well one of our quests was all in a dungeon, and she hated a) dungeons b) being forced to wear her armor all the time.

    So after this quest, she runs to the shore and pulls all her clothes off. She's sunbathing nekkid when (thanks, DM) one of my friends' characters (who happened to follow his pet chicken everywhere...) stumbled into a group of kobolds who didn't take kindly.

    Aryn pulls out her daggers and- I swear I have never rolled so well for a fight.

    After it all, the DM puts the story together and everyone's looking at me, and it's at the point where I attempt to sheath the daggers that I realize -oh- all my armor's back... at the beach. meaning I'm...


    After another couple instances like that, it became a running joke that Aryn was a better fighter nekkid.

    ...like Sean's character in L5R who couldn't subdue anyone- she'd attempt to kneecap someone and he'd roll so she'd take their leg clean off, or she'd try to crack someone in the head with her (sheathed!) katana, and he'd roll so she broke their skull. ...except when she tried to actually kill people, then he'd somehow manage to roll a critical failure. oops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune06 View Post
    it became a running joke that Aryn was a better fighter nekkid.
    a running joke? i knew it to be true a while ago.
    "Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune06 View Post
    My elf ranger was great, but you know how weird little things happen to come up? well one of our quests was all in a dungeon, and she hated a) dungeons b) being forced to wear her armor all the time.

    So after this quest, she runs to the shore and pulls all her clothes off. She's sunbathing nekkid when (thanks, DM) one of my friends' characters (who happened to follow his pet chicken everywhere...) stumbled into a group of kobolds who didn't take kindly.

    Aryn pulls out her daggers and- I swear I have never rolled so well for a fight.

    After it all, the DM puts the story together and everyone's looking at me, and it's at the point where I attempt to sheath the daggers that I realize -oh- all my armor's back... at the beach. meaning I'm...


    After another couple instances like that, it became a running joke that Aryn was a better fighter nekkid.

    ...like Sean's character in L5R who couldn't subdue anyone- she'd attempt to kneecap someone and he'd roll so she'd take their leg clean off, or she'd try to crack someone in the head with her (sheathed!) katana, and he'd roll so she broke their skull. ...except when she tried to actually kill people, then he'd somehow manage to roll a critical failure. oops.
    After growing up wrestling, getting nuggied, stomped on, and exchanging pummeling, stooge moves, and black and blue marks with my older brothers, as a grown up I find Solitaire to be pretty enjoyable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickwhorips View Post
    a running joke? i knew it to be true a while ago.
    Fear my warrior's streak!
    Reminds me of an offcolor joke entailing boarding a vessel... YARRR!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa S.H. View Post
    After growing up wrestling, getting nuggied, stomped on, and exchanging pummeling, stooge moves, and black and blue marks with my older brothers, as a grown up I find Solitaire to be pretty enjoyable.
    solitaire? ack. Watch out for those papercuts. I hear they can be nasty, when from cards. ..unless you're playing on your computer. ...then bear in mind, sometimes, I swear, they make it so you *can't* win.

    I love RPGs... Roleplay can be so much fun... a chance to step out of everyday life and *be* the ranger/vampire/werewolf/kitsune/cleric/paladin/techie/nomad/hunter you always wanted to be.

    one could argue "why role play when you can do whatever you want with your life?"
    ...
    because I don't think society would be ok with me just running off into the woods and being an elf ranger or wearing leather pants, trenchcoat and carrying a couple pistols wherever.

    ...and kevlar is just *so* expensive!

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    I like Kevlar

    I dislike role plays

    I had 3 eggs for breakfast and my sons are watching Dr Dolittle III

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    I love my kevlar bike tires. I also love my Lycra. And my wool best of all. Not too hot on polyester, but it has its uses.

    Actually, I like playing Mahjohng on my computer more than solitaire. Very relaxing. Those are the only games i play on comuter these days, and not very often at that.

    I just ate some good French cheese on rye crisp, with an Emergen-C packet in water.
    Finished my work for the day already. I was going to ride this afternoon, but it's still in the 30's and grey- yuk. Think I'll just grab the nearest cat (3 to choose from) and go take a warm nap instead. Might make pasta tonight and keep it simple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune06 View Post
    Fear my warrior's streak!
    yep it worked. i'm running in fear.
    "Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant

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    hungry

    D&D ..my brother played it but i have no clue Do they have online versions? I'd play but due to the time difference i don't think it would work..

    BM-Warm sunshine heading your way..

    Kit..where's our dear X? What have you done with her? She's been darn quiet..
    X...come back...

    I'm still hungry...I just had breakfast and am wandering off mtn biking on my own in a bit..I'm going to see what i have in my fridge..

    C

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    RPG geek speak

    Nightash - Orc rogue lvl 43.. cuz I'm a contrarian. (wow)

    Nightash - Human paladin.. forget what lvl (DAOC)

    I'm really a tank at heart. Sadly, that's how I'd played my rogue. It was also funny except I kept dieing

    KG - um.. not much has changed .. just the location of the friends. Playing Dark Age of Camelot, we had guild members from all over the world which unfortunately translated to staying up way too late (hint, hint CCR ) chatting and hanging out. I thought that part was amazing that I made friends playing this game from all over the globe (sound familiar?)

    KG & Kit - I'm a def RPG-er. Dunno why. I think it's cuz I read so many fantasy books and it's the coolest to be able to "live" it for a time. And the graphics are awesome.

    KG - for a humorous taste, click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcWXL8jpFGs

    Have been vaguely considering Guild Wars or Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

    However, now that I"m into biking I can't stay up forever anymore.

    "LEEEEEEROOOOYYYY JJJJEEEENNNKKKINNNSSSS rules!!!!"
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    Push the pedal down watch the world around fly by us

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    BMO - I hope you get better and you feel better.
    Push the pedal down watch the world around fly by us

  11. #11
    Kitsune06 Guest
    Well...
    this weekend, I took her out, buried her in mud, made her drink lemondrops and an orange dreamsicle smoothie, and threw her in a hot tub.

    Hopefully we'll all hear from her soon. Today I think she's doing laundry and hosing bikes off.

    Ito'san has taken to her stuff. ALL of her stuff. as in "Oh! This shirt belongs to X! I need to nap on it! ...and that one! ...and that one... and that one... " very glad there are no feline allergies about.

    Anyone else wanna come live with me?

    Muaahhahaa thought not.

 

 

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