Annoying Beagle encounter

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Once I was flying down a hill and saw two huge dogs at the bottom, lying in the middle of the road. They got up and began to act all aggressive towards me, and I knew I wouldn't be able to stop by the time I reached them. So I began to scream and shriek at the top of my lungs. Freaked the poor things out. They jumped out from in front of me.

I would have loved to have seen that.

Speaking of startling a dog...
Many years ago my mother was visiting me in Puerto Rico. My mother was a real unique character- never a dull moment. Strange things always happened to her. (probably because she instigated them)
My neighbor Annie had a little pekinese that was rather nasty and would sometimes bite people, but she kept in inside her gated patio. I was walking with my mother and we stopped to say hello to the neighbor through her iron grated fence. The little pooch was there behind the iron fence with his eyes bugging out hoping to get lucky and chomp down on someone.
Well while Annie and I were talking, my mother unexpectedly suddenly reached down and put her hand inside the bars to pet the little dog's head, and Annie and I were jumping to stop her, but it was too late to stop what was happening!
HOWEVER...as my mother's hand reached down and the little dog simultaneously leaped up with mouth open to chomp down on her hand, somehow her finger went right down the dog's throat! I honestly don't know who was the most surprised- the dog, my mother, the neighbor or myself! But the wee bug-eyed doggie jumped back gagging and ran off all distressed into the house to escape the Strange Lady, and my mother couldn't figure out how her finger wound up going down the dog's throat and started apologizing. Annie and I had a good laugh over that one for months afterwards. Whenever we wanted a good laugh one of us would simply make the finger-down-the-throat gesture...