Is it just me, or do phrases like "(2) With shorter shorts, make sure the inseam clears the saddle tip, (3) Be leary of 'sausage effect' of the thighs..." just make you wanna giggle? Saddle tip - never heard it called that, but whatever

Seriously, wear what's comfortable. In reality, no one really cares what you wear or what you look like in it. Really. If you only knew how little people thought about you, the less you would care what they think...