Fred?

[Fredwina]

Well, I guess "Fred" could include just about anything that obsessesive roadies don't do. But remember not all "roadies" are obsessive or snobby about what's cool and what isn't. Personally, I think that the very act of deciding what's uncool is in itself uncool. (and i suspect you agree, re:function over style).

So with that in mind, and in the spirit of finding some amusement in it's silliness, fashion obsessed roadies might make fun of most anything, like:

--wider tires than 23mm, or Kevlar tires to prevent flats, or any size tire other than 700's
--regular (non-clipless) shoes and pedals
--non-Lycra/Spandex bottoms
--interruptor brakes
--bells
--mirrors
--headlights or fixed lights of any kind (small Blinkies "might" be considered ok in the rain or twilight IF they are removed while not in use) (!)
--ample saddlebags or panniers...nothing but the absolute smallest toolbag possible
--any handlebars other than drop bars
--"regular" food snacks like p&jsanwiches or Fig Newtons (not specifically manufactured for sport purposes)
--cycling tops that are not polyesther with giant garish designs and brand logos on them
--cushy padded "girly" saddles
--"regular" everyday socks of any kind
--plastic spoke protector discs
--hairy legs or arms might go in this list (non-aerodynamic, must be shaved!)
--wearing underwear under your shorts
--not wearing special biking gloves
--adequate maps (shows weakness and fear)
--anything that adds any weight at all to your bike

Well, I have to comment here!
You left out some
wearing a helmet with a visor(esp road riding)
using SPD pedals on road bike (who, me? )
Copious use of reflective tape (Maybe I should a pic of the helmet I wore on the 300K I did Saturday. I think it scores a 100 on the Fred-o-meter)
and of course - the dreaded chain ring tattoo

[mimitabby]

I am a visor user too. Sheesh, it helps keep a little rain off your face. why is THAT Fred?

[Tuckervill]

I get a chain ring tattoo every time I ride, because of what I have to do to keep the dog in the yard while I open the gate, get me and the bike through and then close the gate.

I guess I *could* get off the bike, but that's too much trouble.

Karen