dear co-worker who has control issues.

i told you once, do not make me tell you again. since you started here i have always gone to the post office to get the mail. it is the ONLY time i get out of the office unlike you. do not take the post office trip away from me, i told you after march 29th you can get the mail any time you want, until then let me. i have gotten the mail every day since you arrived here, and much longer before that. so DO NOT GET THE MAIL. it is in MY job description NOT yours! got it?

thank you
your fellow co-worker with really bad short timers syndorme.
can't wait till i'm out of here.
only 61 working hours left to go.