Dear Cedar Park USPS,

Where is my mail? You say you have my forwarding order and the carrier "swears" it is being forwarded, but it has been over a month since I saw one of those yellow tags. That piece of mail I keep asking about? Don't worry, I am going to call again Monday and remind you yet again that it has been 6 weeks and it is still not here! I don't care if I got the sender to resend the information, I do my job and you need to do yours.

Thank you,
Frustrated with your post office