Quote Originally Posted by Veronica View Post

These garments are robes for the kings and queens of cycling, and they are jewels in their performance crown.

OOOOOkay....


V.
How can they be shorts and robes and jewels, all at the same time? And...a "performance crown" -studded in shorts?
I think somebody skipped a few classes in copy writing school...

Hey, how about:
"These shorts are the royal be-jewelled sceptor of Kings, to be raised on high, proudly revealing the heritage of blue blood coursing through its royal veins!!"...