Dear flubug,
Why do you have to come and infect me? What did I do to deserve this horrible bug and why during spring break and when the weather is absolutely perfect? I can't go to work, go to the beach, focus on my homework, and worst of all, ride my bike!
Please leave me alone, or at least let me hold down some liquid and crackers and let me sleep at least for 4 hours. Please doctor, help me try to hold some liquid down or at least stop throwing up. It's been 3 days and I just want to go back to normal.