Ever pee standing up?

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I take my bike into the restrooms with me. She doesn't mind...

I'm pretty sure that urinating standing up in a park is still considered "public urination" whether you're a man or a woman using a funnel, and is a no-no. All in all, you might be better off taking the bike into a restroom with you. (use the wheelchair stall)

You clean the funnels by washing them out at the sink. Store them in a ziplock bag. (a "dirty" bag for when you have to pack it up and carry it around without washing it first, a "clean" bag for after you've washed it. Don't put the washed funnel back into the "dirty" bag!) They are a lot of trouble. But at least with the funnel you're not exposing much.

Depending on the legs of your shorts, you might be able to do the "lycra-pee" without exposing yourself: pull the leg up as high as you can, then stretch it open (toward the inside). Just be sure to keep your fingers out of the way. But it does make life easier on loooooong road rides.