Lessons learned

**oxysback** · 03-09-2007, 06:07 PM

If someone offers you a breath mint...take it!!

**Mr. Bloom** · 03-09-2007, 06:29 PM

A little twist to the left

Or a twist to the right

Is a bad idea in a canoe!

Ellen: I love your signature line!!!

**kelownagirl** · 03-09-2007, 07:55 PM

So what happens if you use a lint roller on a guinea pig?????

**Lifesgreat** · 03-09-2007, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by kelownagirl

So what happens if you use a lint roller on a guinea pig?????

To quote the guinea pig "WHEEEEEEEEEEP!"

I learned the adhesive on lint rollers is strong enough to remove "unshedding" hair as well (at least on a little guinea pig), causing the guinea pig pain and distress and the user of the lint roller to be called a BAD PIGMASTER by the rest of the family

**Trek420** · 03-10-2007, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by chickwhorips

remember to take M&Ms out of pocket before doing the laundry.

and your wallet.

**mimitabby** · 03-10-2007, 06:37 AM

this is an old one, but still holds true

Do not wash your 6 year old's clothing with his dad's dress shirts unless you are willing to stick your hands in their little pockets and pull out all the crayon pieces.

Men's dress shirts with vague colorful scribble crayon designs are useless and
the stains do not come out.

Can anyone guess why my sons learned to do their own laundry when they were still little?

**KnottedYet** · 03-10-2007, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Trek420

and your wallet.

and your cell phone.

Going thru the dryer doesn't correct the damage from the washer...

**kelownagirl** · 03-10-2007, 07:53 AM

I washed and dried my debit card once and it was so shiny and new looking although a little warped. I didn't think it would work anymore but it did! I get strange looks from cashiers now because it looks a little funny...

**salsabike** · 03-10-2007, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by KnottedYet

and your cell phone.

Going thru the dryer doesn't correct the damage from the washer...

It doesn't?? Damn. You'd think....oh well.

I like this thread.

**suzieqtwa** · 03-10-2007, 08:17 AM

I havent fallen off

,or crashed my bike in 2 weeks. Im not saying it out loud..just thinkinking it with a smile on my face.

**BleeckerSt_Girl** · 03-10-2007, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by suzieqtwa

I havent fallen off

,or crashed my bike in 2 weeks. Im not saying it out loud..just thinkinking it with a smile on my face.

Too late!- JINXED!!!

**DDH** · 03-10-2007, 08:29 AM

Don't come to a stop on your bike with your feet still clipped into your peddles and think you won't fall, unless you have great balance.

**Wahine** · 03-10-2007, 08:53 AM

There is a big difference between the word amapola (poppy in European Spanish) and ama polla. BIG difference.

When learning to use platform pedals on your MTB bike, wear shin guards.

When learning to snowboard wear wrist guards.

**yellow** · 03-10-2007, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Lifesgreat

To quote the guinea pig "WHEEEEEEEEEEP!"

I learned the adhesive on lint rollers is strong enough to remove "unshedding" hair as well (at least on a little guinea pig), causing the guinea pig pain and distress and the user of the lint roller to be called a BAD PIGMASTER by the rest of the family

LOL! Poor piggie.

Do guinea pigs really shed THAT much? I think there is more to this story that you aren't telling us, Pigmaster.

**mimitabby** · 03-10-2007, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Wahine

There is a big difference between the word amapola (poppy in European Spanish) and ama polla. BIG difference.

oh, no DON'T get into language!!!

in Italian Tetto is ROOF and TETTA is uh, T I T
and fico is fig and fica is I can't say that word for a girl part, sorry..but
you've all heard it, it's not very nice.
And italians think it is so darn funny when you confuse these things.

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