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    Remember exactly how high or low the ceiling is over your bed.

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    On a hot day when you run into the post office for a quick errand, do NOT leave an unopened container of Yoplait on your steamy dashboard.

    If you do, do NOT open it and expect anything other than a massive pink Yoplosion.

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    Never say out loud, "I haven't fallen off/crashed my bike in a long time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluetree View Post
    Never say out loud, "I haven't fallen off/crashed my bike in a long time."
    BUT I HAVEN'T FALLEN OFF OR CRASHED MY BIKE IN A LONG TIME!!! HONEST!!

    Is this bad??

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingcat View Post
    Is this bad??
    yep you just jinxed yourself.
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    It doesn't matter if it's electrical tape or duct tape. It'll still stick to body hair.

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    Never ask someone chewing gum if they have a piece for you...they''ll tell you they got it from someone else...

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    If you're co-ordinated enough to climb up on one of those big exercise balls, ie stand on it no hands, don't try to hop off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune06 View Post
    Remember exactly how high or low the ceiling is over your bed.
    Things that make you go hmmmm.....

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    If someone offers you a breath mint...take it!!
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    A little twist to the left

    Or a twist to the right

    Is a bad idea in a canoe!

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    So what happens if you use a lint roller on a guinea pig?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelownagirl View Post
    So what happens if you use a lint roller on a guinea pig?????
    To quote the guinea pig "WHEEEEEEEEEEP!"

    I learned the adhesive on lint rollers is strong enough to remove "unshedding" hair as well (at least on a little guinea pig), causing the guinea pig pain and distress and the user of the lint roller to be called a BAD PIGMASTER by the rest of the family
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lifesgreat View Post
    To quote the guinea pig "WHEEEEEEEEEEP!"

    I learned the adhesive on lint rollers is strong enough to remove "unshedding" hair as well (at least on a little guinea pig), causing the guinea pig pain and distress and the user of the lint roller to be called a BAD PIGMASTER by the rest of the family
    LOL! Poor piggie.

    Do guinea pigs really shed THAT much? I think there is more to this story that you aren't telling us, Pigmaster.

 

 

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