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Thread: Lessons learned

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    Lessons learned

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    Don't use a lint roller on a guinea pig.

    (But "they" said lint rollers could be used on shedding pets )
    Life is like riding a bicycle. To stay balanced, one must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

    In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured. -Gordon B. Hinckley

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    Don't store your sunglasses in your bike shoes.
    Life is like riding a bicycle. To stay balanced, one must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

    In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured. -Gordon B. Hinckley

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    i got nailed on the sunglasses in a shoe thing once. i wasn't happy.

    never thought of using a lint roller on a dog though... may have to try that.

    do tell what happened to the guinea pig.
    "Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant

    I click here to help detect breast cancer.

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    Smell the milk before you pour it on your cereal!
    If you don't grow where you're planted, you'll never BLOOM - Will Rogers

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    Exclamation Melts in your mouth; not in your hands!

    Never put M&Ms in your pocket.
    Bork Bork, Hork Hork!!

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    remember to take M&Ms out of pocket before doing the laundry.
    "Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant

    I click here to help detect breast cancer.

    I click here to help feed animals in need.


    I play this game to help feed people in need.

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    Remember exactly how high or low the ceiling is over your bed.

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    On a hot day when you run into the post office for a quick errand, do NOT leave an unopened container of Yoplait on your steamy dashboard.

    If you do, do NOT open it and expect anything other than a massive pink Yoplosion.

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    Never say out loud, "I haven't fallen off/crashed my bike in a long time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluetree View Post
    Never say out loud, "I haven't fallen off/crashed my bike in a long time."
    BUT I HAVEN'T FALLEN OFF OR CRASHED MY BIKE IN A LONG TIME!!! HONEST!!

    Is this bad??

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingcat View Post
    Is this bad??
    yep you just jinxed yourself.
    "Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant

    I click here to help detect breast cancer.

    I click here to help feed animals in need.


    I play this game to help feed people in need.

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    It doesn't matter if it's electrical tape or duct tape. It'll still stick to body hair.

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    Never ask someone chewing gum if they have a piece for you...they''ll tell you they got it from someone else...

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    If you're co-ordinated enough to climb up on one of those big exercise balls, ie stand on it no hands, don't try to hop off.
    Living life like there's no tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune06 View Post
    Remember exactly how high or low the ceiling is over your bed.
    Things that make you go hmmmm.....

    Emily
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