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  1. #1
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    ROTFLMAO!!

    Better be careful, I might lose my Queen Okole title.
    Living life like there's no tomorrow.

    http://gorgebikefitter.com/


    2007 Look Dura Ace
    2010 Custom Tonic cross with discs, SRAM
    2012 Moots YBB 2 x 10 Shimano XTR
    2014 Soma B-Side SS

  2. #2
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    Well, after 6 years of cycling, my bum is a lot smaller, but still loose and flabby. I think it would take a lot more than the amount of training I want to do, to get it any better. I think genetics plays a large part here. At least I don't have to buy a bigger pair of pants and take the waist in anymore.

  3. #3
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    My bum is broken...it has a big crack in it!

    Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin!




  4. #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella66 View Post
    My bum is broken...it has a big crack in it!

    I needed that good laugh!
    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sp*&#*, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so h*&%*
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    Sorry couldn't help myself ladies. And I have been a part of the junk in your trunk club sence i was born. Unfortuantly my Dad called me fat A** most of my teenage years (that is another post another time) I have accepted my butt and now love it!
    Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
    > Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life!

  5. #5
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    Talking

    Brandi - that is so funny. Everytime I look at this thread that son g gets in my head and won't get out. I actually found a youtube anime video to that song and I tried to post a link but it wouldn't work. I think it has something to do with the fact that you have to be 18 to view the video.
    Living life like there's no tomorrow.

    http://gorgebikefitter.com/


    2007 Look Dura Ace
    2010 Custom Tonic cross with discs, SRAM
    2012 Moots YBB 2 x 10 Shimano XTR
    2014 Soma B-Side SS

  6. #6
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    My dh cracks up when he hears the song too. He is not into rap but he says there is something about that song?
    Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
    > Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life!

  7. #7
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    Mar 2006
    Location
    Ventura County CA
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    Bicycle races are coming your way
    So forget all your duties oh yeah!
    Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
    So look out for those beauties oh yeah

 

 

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